Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
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