id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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