Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
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