Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
i think i just lost a toe
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
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