You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
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