WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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