Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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