Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
Randomize
