She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
finding my wedding ring encrusted in vomit this morning really just topped off last night...
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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