We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
A+ Viking dick
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