Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Randomize
