it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
OPIZZABONMYDICK
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
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