I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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