Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
wanna go halves on a baby?
My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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