last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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