You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
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