My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
I said "one day" and that day is not today
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
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