piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
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