If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
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