I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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