my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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