They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
so much tequila, so little girl.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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