we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
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