Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
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