Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
the liver wants what the liver wants
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
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