Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
You're like the curious george of whores
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
Randomize
