I'm going to jail i love you
he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
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