Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
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