she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
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