I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
Randomize
