I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
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