her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
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