Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
He set two of my ex boyfriends on fire at two different bars without anyone knowing it was him or how it happened either time. He might be a fucking super hero
I mean, they were small fires and no one got hurt, but still. Awesome.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
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