That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
The cops high fived after they tackled you
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