Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
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