"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Randomize
