After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
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