Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
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