pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
this hospital has no fireball
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize