Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
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