I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
Randomize
