Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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