She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
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