you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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