I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
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