I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
There are not one, but two women wearing my boxers on the couch right now. You need to wake the fuck up.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
You told her you double majored in Geology and Telekinesis. When has that line ever worked for you?
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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