doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
Old men and throwing up are my life now.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
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