so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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