butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
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