I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
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