It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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