i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
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