the hot woman interviewing me is reading jokes off the back of laffy taffy.... I'm getting laid and possibly a job
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
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